Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Vince Takes a Bath (2012)

Swoosie Kurtz: Joyce Flynn

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• Joyce Flynn : [Vince is ringing a bell]  Ring that bell one more time it's going inside you!

• Joyce Flynn : I didn't sign up for this. Vince is supposed to be my young stud. He's supposed to take care of me!

  Molly Flynn : Yeah, he almost paralyzed himself taking care of you.

  Joyce Flynn : Don't start. First he throws his back out having sex, then he breaks a hip having sex, then he has a heart attack having sex.

  Molly Flynn : What kind of sex are you guys having? No, don't tell me, you've already ruined stawberries for me.

• Mike Biggs : Oh, what happened?

  Vince : I threw my back out.

  Molly Flynn : That's what you get for doing it on the floor.

  Joyce Flynn : We weren't doing it on the floor. We're not animals.

  Vince : Yeah, we were doing it in reverse, prairie dog style and I slipped on a strawberry.

  Mike Biggs : That's what happened to the strawberries.

• Molly Flynn : Well, let's lift him and get him onto the bed.

  Joyce Flynn : Wait, wait, he's covered in coconut oil.

  Mike Biggs : I was wondering why I was craving a Mounds bar.

• Joyce Flynn : [In the middle of having sex with Vince, Joyce runs into Mike and Molly's room]  Hurry, I think I broke Vince!

  Molly Flynn : Great, now we can't return him.