Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Vince Takes a Bath (2012)

Melissa McCarthy: Molly Flynn

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• Vince : [trying to drag Vince across the floor]  Be careful, I'm in agony here.

  Molly Flynn : Oh, really? Cause I'm having the time of my life!

  Vince : This would be a lot easier if you oiled my fanny.

  Molly Flynn : For the third time, NO!

• Mike Biggs : [Vince is on the couch, naked under a blanket]  Are we having soup?

  Molly Flynn : No, it's for Baby Bear and you're feeding him, Papa.

  Mike Biggs : I just walked in the door!

  Molly Flynn : Hey, wanna know what I found when I walked in the door?

  Molly Flynn : [lifts Vince's blanket]  That! Naked and wet in the bathtub! Look at it!

  [Mike turns away, disgusted] 

  Molly Flynn : Look at it! Look at it!

  Vince : For God's sake, I'm a human being!

  Molly Flynn : Let's take a hair sample and see what a biologist has to say about it!

• Molly Flynn : Quit ringing the bell, Quasimodo.

  Vince : I was kind of hoping for Mike. I want him to turn me on my side cause I need to break wind.

  Molly Flynn : Do you have any boundaries at all?

• Molly Flynn : Thank God you're home, I need your help.

  Victoria Flynn : What's going on?

  Molly Flynn : Mom's gone missing, I've had to take care of Vince. I had to drag his wet, naked body out of the tub and onto the couch.

  Victoria Flynn : Eeewwww.

  Molly Flynn : I can still hear his squeaky butt cheeks... dragging across the bathroom tiles.

  Victoria Flynn : Stop it Molly, you're scaring me!

  Molly Flynn : You don't know fear until you've splashed down face first into the briny depths that is Vincent Muranto!

• Joyce Flynn : I didn't sign up for this. Vince is supposed to be my young stud. He's supposed to take care of me!

  Molly Flynn : Yeah, he almost paralyzed himself taking care of you.

  Joyce Flynn : Don't start. First he throws his back out having sex, then he breaks a hip having sex, then he has a heart attack having sex.

  Molly Flynn : What kind of sex are you guys having? No, don't tell me, you've already ruined stawberries for me.

• Mike Biggs : Oh, what happened?

  Vince : I threw my back out.

  Molly Flynn : That's what you get for doing it on the floor.

  Joyce Flynn : We weren't doing it on the floor. We're not animals.

  Vince : Yeah, we were doing it in reverse, prairie dog style and I slipped on a strawberry.

  Mike Biggs : That's what happened to the strawberries.

• Molly Flynn : Well, let's lift him and get him onto the bed.

  Joyce Flynn : Wait, wait, he's covered in coconut oil.

  Mike Biggs : I was wondering why I was craving a Mounds bar.

• Joyce Flynn : [In the middle of having sex with Vince, Joyce runs into Mike and Molly's room]  Hurry, I think I broke Vince!

  Molly Flynn : Great, now we can't return him.