Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Dirty Rotten Scandals (2012)

Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey

Quotes 

• Nate Archibald : Why the hell do my advertisers think that Vanity Fair is publishing the rest of your serial?

  Dan Humphrey : Because they are.

  Nate Archibald : Dan, we had a deal.

  Dan Humphrey : A handshake is hardly a deal.

  Nate Archibald : [incredulous]  Oh my God! I think I'm gonna hit you.

  Dan Humphrey : I told you just last week that it was a bad idea to mix business and friendship. You wanted me to go to Rufus before publishing. And today when he threatned a lawsuit, you freaked out.

  Nate Archibald : I was trying to protect my newspaper.

  Dan Humphrey : What do you want me to say? Vanity Fair is the big time. The more readers I have, the more power I have. It's that simple.

  Nate Archibald : I thought we were in this together.

  Dan Humphrey : We were. But something better came along.

  Nate Archibald : Okay, now I know I'm going to hit you!

  Dan Humphrey : In this public place with witnesses around? Come on, Nate! You know that you and all your other friends would have done the exact same thing in my position.

  Nate Archibald : You know what? Don't bother coming back to the Empire Hotel! Find another place to stay.

  Dan Humphrey : I thought you might say that.

  [Dan shows Nate his packed carry-on bag. Nate angrily scoffs and walks out of the bar]