Lego Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite (Video 2013) - Christopher Corey Smith as The Joker

The Joker : Wait a second. What are you going to do the Dynamic Dumb-Dumb?

Lex Luthor : Joker, I have an election to win.

The Joker : But who will I play with if he's dead?

Lex Luthor : Robin's still around. If we eliminate Batman, Robin will probably put on the suit and say he's Batman.
Lex Luthor : How would you like to be out of Arkham right now, and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?

The Joker : Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer. Unless you're just one of the voices in my head. In which case, I'm crazy anyway.
The Joker : Where does he get these unbreakable toys?
Lex Luthor : No, thanks. I don't want to get joy buzzed.

The Joker : Oh, don't worry. I didn't want to shake hands, I want your watch. Nice running into you. Let's do it again, sometime.

Lex Luthor : Oh, we will.
Batcomputer : Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

Robin : Someone's broken into the Batcave?

Batman : The fake kryptonite. It was a homing device. We were set up!

The Joker : Hello! Anybody home? We're here and we brought dessert.
Batman : [chasing after Joker] We're here to get those valuables you stole, Joker.

Robin : And Bruce Wayne's Man of the Year award!

The Joker : This is my award!

[slaps a sticker on it]

The Joker : It very clearly says "Me Joker"!

Robin : [stammers] You just stuck that on there!

[the helicopter swerves to the side]

Robin : Whoa!

Batman : Robin, focus on your flying.

Robin : Sorry. Whoa!

Christopher Corey Smith: The Joker