- Jack Nicholson: Do you realize what's going on now? Are you drinking your own urine?
- Eric André: People are doing it.
- Jack Nicholson: Ohh.
- Eric André: It's in.
- Eric André: You were peeing all over the cop car?
- Jack Nicholson: Yeah. They were so pissed off at me. But I'll tell you what, I woke up with a de-catheter up my penis.