- Patrick Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
- Teresa Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.
- Marshall: Hands in the air!
- Patrick Jane: Already done.
- Marshall: Down on the ground!
- Patrick Jane: Well, ehm... Hands in the air or down on the ground? I'm a little confused.
- Francesca Ehrlich: Francesca Ehrlich with JG Allen Tobacco. This is Stuart Davis, my boss.
- Patrick Jane: Ah. Patrick Jane, consultant.
- [Points to Lisbon]
- Patrick Jane: This, uh, isn't my boss.
- Teresa Lisbon: I am Teresa Lisbon, and I am his boss.
- Tamsin Wade: Hey. Gang unit has a tip on a counterfeiting ring running out of a garage on west capitol. Rapid Response Team is up for the bust
- Kimball Cho: Nice. Now?
- Tamsin Wade: Roll call in 30. I squared it with your cute boss.
- Kimball Cho: I'm in.
- Wayne Rigsby: Uh, we have work to do.
- Tamsin Wade: I'll have him back in a few hours, dad.
- Wayne Rigsby: Look, if you're the Rapid Response Team, shouldn't you be sliding down fire poles, not hanging around here for 30 minutes?
- Patrick Jane: I think this puzzle box is the key. Whatever is in here was important enough to hide, but not valuable enough to put in that safe.
- Kimball Cho: What do you think it is?
- Patrick Jane: I don't know yet, it's a puzzle.
- Teresa Lisbon: Cho, crack it open.
- Patrick Jane: [Pulls it away from them] Oh, no no no no. It's my puzzle. All mine.
- Patrick Jane: Hi Lisbon.
- Teresa Lisbon: I don't know what game you're playing, but I think you're getting carried away with this Olivier Gans thing.
- Patrick Jane: How so?
- Teresa Lisbon: I just got a call from the vice president of something or other of JG Allen Enterprises. They're up in arms about Gans.
- Patrick Jane: Really?
- Teresa Lisbon: They think he's trying to steal Turbo Wolf.
- Patrick Jane: Well he hasn't yet, but he might soon. We should meet at his hotel.
- Teresa Lisbon: The imaginary man has a hotel?
- Patrick Jane: That's right.
- Teresa Lisbon: Is this hotel imaginary too?
- Patrick Jane: Oh no, very real. It's, uh, the Vista. In Clearlake. I'll meet you there in an hour. Bye.
- Patrick Jane: See that face? That's exactly why I didn't tell you the plan.
- Teresa Lisbon: It's not a good plan.
- Patrick Jane: It's a good enough plan and Rigsby is wearing one of those ear thingies, I will talk him through the con. He'll be fine.
- Teresa Lisbon: What if the killer doesn't show up?
- Patrick Jane: Then we go back to old fashioned police work. But this way we get to enjoy some room service. Please, have a seat.