- Bob Belcher: Duval?
- Duval: Hmm?
- Bob Belcher: Is that you in there?
- Duval: No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.
- Bob Belcher: Duval, you're not the spaghetti.
- Duval: I am the spaghetti.
- Bob Belcher: Let go of the lid.
- Duval: Just spaghetti in here.
- Tina Belcher: How was the puppet show.
- Gene Belcher: It was good. I felt like I needed to pee the whole time. But I didn't.
- Captain Flarty: [at the door of Bob's Burgers] Do you serve seamen here?
- [the Belcher family stares blankly at one another]
- Captain Flarty: Permission to enter establishment.