- Linkara: Oh yeah, you did a great job of "saving him." I especially liked the part where you didn't save him at all, they managed to get away on their own, and then you nuked New Jersey.
- Linkara: Yeah, it wasn't the apocalypse that killed them, they'd just been waiting on the runway for too long.
- Linkara: Unfortunately, the apocalypse turned out to be a big disappointment, so we're all still here. But in fiction, apocalypses are as common as streetlamps. So naturally, this dumbass series actually filled out its six-issue run, and here we are, talking about it.
- Linkara: Previously on "Kamandi at Earth's End", Kamandi is the last boy on Earth, except he's not, because it's an Elseworlds tale, where, instead of it being a "Planet of the Apes" ripoff, it's a ripoff of... uh, every post-apocalyptic movie ever, but even dumber. Kamandi has been sent out of his bunker by... Mother Machine... or Machine Mother; they seem to swap it around a lot... to try to hunt down the man who caused the Second Apocalypse. And along the way, he met a biker, a woman with bizarre pants, mutants, and robotic chicken people. Everyone has huge guns, the dialogue sucks, and Kamandi is a perverted idiot. So, let's dig into "Kamandi at Earth's End #3" and find out... nothing. We will find out nothing, because this series was a waste of time.
- Linkara: [reading text on the cover] "Cruisin' Thunder Road!"
- [looks up]
- Linkara: Oh, yeah. I mean, a comic about trying to hunt down and murder a guy has so much to do with a Springsteen song about a couple trying to run off and make things work. Unless it's a reference to the Robert Mitchum movie. I wouldn't be shocked by that, actually, considering the amount of booze necessary for this comic's creation.
- [Kamandi tells Saphira, who wants to read books at a library in Washington, D.C., that they have no time for book-reading]
- Saphira: Are you some kind of ignorant dog? Books are the best thing there is!
- Linkara: Look, Saphria, I'm sure you enjoyed "Reading Rainbow" as a kid, but I think after the apocalypse, you need to start prioritizing.
- Saphira: [to Kamandi] Books are full of *thinking!*
- Linkara: Clearly, you've never read anything by Stephanie Meyer.
- Saphira: [to Kamandi] Don't you like to think?
- Linkara: Oh, Saphira, you've only just met Kamandi. Thinking is number 16 on his priorities list, right after whining about his computer mommy and operating ridiculous weaponry.
- [the Library of Congress has been destroyed by the Biomechs, but Kamandi's crew manage to escape in the nick of time]
- Saphira: Thousands of lovely books, blown to dust!
- Zom: Guess we'll have to write some of our own!
- Linkara: Could you start by making a better book than this one?
- [holds up comic]