Suicide for Beginners (2022)

Sid Haig: Barry

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Quotes 

• Barry : How you bum your leg, boy child?

  Timmy : I was part of a commando unit sent in to squash some insurgent activity on Sycamore Drive. I busted my leg on extraction.

  Barry : Ha! Almost same thing happens to me outside of Hanoi, '72. Now, my leg parts, mostly rebar and duct tape.

  [slaps his leg with a pistol resulting in a metallic clang] 

  Barry : It's the man in black pajamas who I'm shooting at. You?

  Timmy : Fifth grade girls.

  Barry : Ah, just as dangerous.

• [Abigail cries pitifully] 

  Mia : I think Abigail will calm down if you if you take the gag out of her mouth.

  Rick : Nooo!

  Garrett : No way.

  [Abigail cries even more loudly] 

  Barry : I'm going to watch you die. It will make me very happy to see the worms flirting with your corpse.

• Barry : What are you doing to them?

  Garrett : Whatever I ike.

  Barry : Oh-ho. Barry will kill you from the throat and then I will brunch on you and your testicles with mint jelly.

  Garrett : What does that even mean?

  Barry : I will tear your tendons from their parts.

  Garrett : Just shut up. I could shoot you right now.

  Barry : Oh, if you shoot me, then the neighbors will call the police and then the police will come and make much holes in your body.

• [Garrett points a gun at Barry's head] 

  Barry : I hope my sticky brains splatter all over you, and you cannot remove my brains from your hairs, and the flies make a home in your head, and that worms make a home in your corpse and eat you from the inside.