Me Him Her (2015)
Angela Sarafyan: Heather
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Quotes
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Angela Sarafyan : [as herself] Time to get serious.
Luke Bracey : [as himself] G'day, I'm Luke Bracey.
Emily Meade : [as herself] I'm Emily Meade.
Dustin Milligan : [as himself] I'm Dustin Milligan.
Angela Sarafyan : I'm...
[bleeped out]
Luke Bracey : Now, I know sword-fighting seems cool when you're older brother or sister does it, but it's not just fun.
Emily Meade : You can die, or get your tits chopped off.
Dustin Milligan : Whether it's with rapiers or broadswords or just shanks that you made out of your own hair...
Luke Bracey : ...sword fighting causes more problems than it solves, always.
Emily Meade : Always.
Dustin Milligan : Always.
Angela Sarafyan : Always.
Dustin Milligan : So, if you or a friend is challenged to a duel, stop.
Angela Sarafyan : Think.
Emily Meade : And contact the palace guards.
Dustin Milligan : Or a wizard.
Luke Bracey : In Australia where I'm from, if someone fucks with ya, you just tie 'em to a horse and send that horse off a cliff.
Emily Meade : But what happens to the horse?
Luke Bracey : The horse fucking dies.
Dustin Milligan : Stop before you start.
Angela Sarafyan : Words.
Emily Meade : Words.
Dustin Milligan : Words... not s-s-s-swords.
[title card: "Words NOT Swords. Sponsored by the Office of National Sword Control Policy Partnership for a Duel-Free America."]
