- Austin: It was so awesome! When the cops got here they sent in these divers who found the body. His jackets was filled with rocks. That's, that's total body dump. Right?
- Anthony DiNozzo: You watched all this?
- Austin: So what? I'm 13.
- Anthony DiNozzo: I'm so sorry.
- Randy: Thank you.
- Ziva David: What if someone saw you?
- Mossad Director Eli David: At your gym?
- Ziva David: At all! Surely you still have enemies that want you dead.
- Mossad Director Eli David: You think?
- [chuckles]
- Mossad Director Eli David: Ziva, I do not walk straight lines. As your Agent Gibbs would say, this is not my first radio.
- Ziva David: "Rodeo."
- Ziva David: Where is your protection? They've usually given themselves away by now.
- Mossad Director Eli David: That is why they do not know I am in the country. No one knows.
- Ziva David: You are the Director of Mossad, Abba, that is impossible.
- Mossad Director Eli David: Ziva, nothing is impossible, only difficult.
- Ziva David: Which makes this officially the stupidest thing you've ever done, which is saying something. Don't you remember the last time you were here?
- Mossad Director Eli David: Yes, you said sometimes life surprises you. Surprise!
- Vance's secretary: [Vance's intercom beeps] Director, I have your wife for you.
- Leon Vance: What line?
- Jackie Vance: So this is why you had to be in the office so early? Garfield ship Nermal to the Kremlin again?
- Leon Vance: Lasagna shortage in Damascus.
- Anthony DiNozzo: You change clothes?
- Ziva David: I have a dinner date.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Shabbat dinner?
- Ziva David: It is Friday night, but I have no idea who or what you're talking about.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [re: Eli] Just tell him "Agent Meatball" says "Hi".
- Ziva David: [laughs] He would not be joking with you if he did not like you, Tony, believe me.