- Debbie Weaver: You say this is similar to your Zabvronian Council? You should have no trouble keeping up.
- Larry Bird: Where's your Butcher of Hope?
- Debbie Weaver: Hmmm?
- Larry Bird: Tall chap, wears a dark hood to mask his eternal sorrow, puts an end to debates. How can you have a meeting without a Butcher of Hope?
- Linda: All in favor?
- Debbie Weaver: Oh, excuse me, I'm Debbie Weaver, Max and Abby's mom.
- Linda: Hello, Debbie. I don't know your children but I'm sure you've taught them how rude it is to interrupt someone.
- Larry Bird: Elizabeth, Debbie Weaver has spent all morning putting lipstick on her teeth to come talk to you; I insist you hear her out!
- Larry Bird: Where I'm from, we wage war through psychological destruction. Our goal is to mentally crush our enemies until they can no longer function in society.
- Debbie Weaver: I just wanted gingerbread cookies.
- Larry Bird: And gingerbread cookies you shall have!
- Marty Weaver: I've been told that I'm a fantastic coach.
- Debbie Weaver: I've been told I'm a really good human woman.