Community (TV Series)

Basic Human Anatomy (2013)

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

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Quotes 

• Jeff Winger : Dean, I need you.

  Dean Pelton : [Gasps]  It's happening. Shut the door.

• Dean Pelton : Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey...

  Jeff Winger : Nope.

  Dean Pelton : I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside of me...

  Jeff Winger : That did not happen.

  Dean Pelton : But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me...

  Jeff Winger : Nope again.

  Dean Pelton : ...Only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me...

  Jeff Winger : No one was inside of anyone!

  Dean Pelton : ...Was wrong... to have Jeffrey inside of me.

  Jeff Winger : Shut up!

  Dean Pelton : So I'm sorry. Now, if you'll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.

• Shirley Bennett : Uh, is this a bad time?

  Dean Pelton : [Acting as Jeff]  Uh, I'm in Greendale, stuck in the body of a man who could be Gollum's shadow, so yeah, id say it's half past suck.

  Annie Edison : [Giggles, flustered]  Totally. "Half past suck." That's funny.

  Shirley Bennett : Okay. That's creepy.

• Dean Pelton : [Deep, as Jeff]  Oh, you've got to be kidding me. I'm you?

  Jeff Winger : What? No! You're not.

  Dean Pelton : Of course. It's fricking Friday.

  Jeff Winger : There's no justification to be made, because it can't happen, weirdo.

  Dean Pelton : Whatever, Dean. Now, please leave your office so I can start to work on your weird body that I'm now stuck in!

  [Starts mime texting] 

  Jeff Winger : You're not even holding a phone!

• Dean Pelton : Shut up, Leonard! I've got a picture of your old nose! It was a lateral move!