- Erin Silver: I can't believe Naomi sent a private plane to bring you back to high school.
- Teddy Montgomery: Well, when you use the words "Naomi" and "high school" in the same sentence, I think pretty much anything is believable.
- [after learning about Adrianna cheating on him]
- Dixon Wilson: You think just because you cheated on me you'll be able to walk out of my new company? You signed a contract which gives me full control of your music. I own you.
- Dixon Wilson: Hey, babe, check it out. The lawyer just sent over the contracts. I am now the head of my own record label, about to sign a rising star who just happens to be my girl. We should take a picture.
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Dixon, I have bed head. I have cereal in my teeth.
- Dixon Wilson: Okay, that doesn't matter. Okay, look, when we make it big, we're gonna remember the times that we kept it real, okay?
- Annie Wilson: Okay, I got your hysterical voicemail and dug up my high school yearbook. Dixon's West Bev sweatshirt. Full disclosure, he said it was "full of memories", which may or may not mean he wore it while losing his virginity.
- Naomi Clark: Ew. Remind me not to walk under a black light.
- Max Miller: Did you actually just walk through your own party praising yourself in the third person?
- Naomi Clark: Someone's gotta do it.
- Teddy Montgomery: [after Silver's burlesque show] You know, something tells me that was not the first time you've done that.
- Erin Silver: I've been dancing for a few months now. But tonight is the first night that I let people know the truth. Teddy, I've never been fearless. I just found a way to pretend. I wanted to show you that. I mean, sometimes you just got to stop pretending and put yourself out there. It can be really scary, but it can also turn out really amazing.
- Erin Silver: Naomi's apology kind of stole my thunder, huh?
- Teddy Montgomery: Well, I think throwing deviled eggs at Naomi is my new best high school memory, but you were the hottest act of the night.
- Naomi Clark: You're the one who ruined my banner, aren't you? Felicity will stop at nothing to destroy me. What is she paying you?
- Reese Turner: Oh, nobody had to pay me. I'd happily ruin your life for free, just like you did mine.
- Naomi Clark: I don't even know who you are.
- Reese Turner: Really? Does the name Reese Turner ring a bell?
- Naomi Clark: Obese Reese? Oh, my god, you were huge in high school.
- Reese Turner: And you were the skinny bitch who stole my clothes during gym class, forcing me to run across the entire school to the principal's office completely naked.
- Naomi Clark: Okay. Yes, I did that. And I deserve to break a heel and fall on my ass in front of everyone. But Reese, that was high school. People change. Especially you. I mean, honey, you look fantastic.
- Reese Turner: You're right, I do. And today was supposed to be my triumphant return. At the tree dedication ceremony, I was going to unveil the new me. Sexy. Confident. One hundred percent Naomi Clark-free.
- Naomi Clark: I canceled your tree ceremony to dedicate my building to get into the Alumni Club. Reese, I'm sorry.
- Reese Turner: How could you be? You've never felt embarrassed in your entire life. If anyone deserves to be in that snotty club, it's you. You'll always be the biggest bitch at West Beverly High.
- Alex Scarborough: Welcome home, West Beverly Hills High Wildcats. It's the Halftime Powder Puff Alumni Football game. Boys dressed as girls, and girls kicking ass .
- Dixon Wilson: [watching Navid doing a handstand in his cheerleader outfit] Come on, dude. Okay, look, I never thought I'd say this in a million years, but right now, I'm actually pretty glad to be disabled.