Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

This Is Your Backstory (2012)

Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Additional Voices

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• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : I was heading to a golden land of opportunity, a land with a pioneering spirit which welcomed misfits like me - but I ended up in America instead.

• [Heinz gives his mother a toy to show his affection for her, which she immediately gives to her other son] 

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : I was crushed as I watched Roger produce a big, red marker and write his name on the toy and then, afterwards, proceed to do the same to my mother, claiming both as his own and effectively shutting me out of the family dynamic.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : [Shanghaied via a phony "schtor"-front]  You know, I've always had trouble distinguishing between a schtor and a... a painting of a schtor, but it started me off on the greatest adventure of my life! I decided to seize the day with both hands... and a mop.

• Norm : Tonight we explore the life of a true evil genius and find out just what makes him tick.

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : But how?

  Norm : I'm glad you asked. With the help of our exciting but potentially lethal memory extraction technology, all of your most...

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : [as a head cap places itself on Doofenshmitz' head]  Ooo.

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : ...deeply suppressed memories will appear right on this screen! It's like a TV clip show fueled by your own brain.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : And soon I learned my parents were expecting a brand new baby girl. My mother spent months knitting pretty dresses. Unfortunately, the baby turned out to be a boy and, because we were out of material, I was forced to wear those same dresses for an entire year, drawing mockery and scorn from all of my manly classmates.

• Norm : You know, Heinz, there's more than one way to a mother's heart.

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Kickball.

• Roger Doofenshmirtz : Well, I've got a city to govern.

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Don't let your ego hit you on the way out!

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Long backstory short: I got a balloon at the carnival, I drew a face on him, I sprayed him with special life-long-lasting spray I created, and I named him Balloony. He became my best friend in the whole world, yada-yada-yada, then one tragic day when I was protecting our garden as a lawn gnome, Balloony started floating away.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : [sneaking his first date into a drive-in]  Okay, the coast is clear. You can come out now.

  Lindana : [emerging from the car trunk]  Ew, it's grody back here.

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Well, on the bright side, YOU got in for free, so... we'll just split the cost of my ticket, right? Right?

  Lindana : You know, I coulda gotten in the trunk, like, a block away instead of when you first picked me up at my house.

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Wow, you just love to live in the past, huh? Is that, like, a thing with you?

• Norm : And do you recall THIS voice?

  Charlene Doofenshmirtz : Hello, Heinz. I have your alimony check.

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Heh-heh, Charlene.

  Norm : That's right. It's your former wife, Charlene Doofenshmitz.

  Charlene Doofenshmirtz : Delivered in person like you asked. Ah, what is this, a game show set? Is THIS what you spend the money on?

  Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Well... you know, also groceries.

  Charlene Doofenshmirtz : Well, at least it's not in my garage.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Oh, baby, what an emotional workout!