Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene (2012)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher

Quotes 

• Linda : I'm going on that diet, Bob. And when I'm done, I'm gonna look like Gretchen's thinner sister.

  Teddy : Gretchen's sister is skinny, but that's because she's on amphetamines.

  Linda : Whatever, don't judge.

• Linda Belcher : [jealous because Gretchen's lost weight]  I'm very happy for her. So what if she's the hot one now and I'm the one with a muffin top?

  Bob Belcher : Aw come one Linda, you look great. I like your muffin top.

  Linda Belcher : [gets in his face]  So you think I have a muffin top!

• Louise : [Linda's gnawing away on a cantaloupe rind]  Mom. A whole cantaloupe skin? You sure?

  Linda : I earned it. All I had for breakfast was kiwi fuzz. It's like licking your father's back. Ugh!