Dave's Old Porn (TV Series)
Judah Friedlander/Joanna Angel/Rob Zombie (2012)
Dave Attell: Self - Host
Quotes
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Dave Attell : This is some retro... gems that I pulled out of my porn pile. They're kinda spooky, I think you're gonna like it.
Judah Friedlander : Shall we hold hands or anything, or...?
Dave Attell : I think we're going to be holding something.
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Dave Attell : [to Joanna Angel] Do you mind if I just enjoy that man's ass for a minute? Wow, be little more metro.
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Dave Attell : What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
Joanna Angel : Is a rooftop weird? That's not that weird.
Dave Attell : Come on, what is this, a Katherine Heigl movie?
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Dave Attell : He's pumping the evil into her.
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Judah Friedlander : Porno's and George Lucas have done more to create jobs for little people in the entertainment business than anyone else.
Dave Attell : Well said. Moving forward.
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Dave Attell : Now, what's the one thing a guy doesn't want in his porn?
Joanna Angel : Marriage.
Dave Attell : A wedding scene!
Joanna Angel : Yeah...
Dave Attell : A wedding scene, his biggest fear.
Joanna Angel : Unless it's a gangbang.
Dave Attell : Yes! Porn Wisdom.
Joanna Angel : And the husband's not in it.
Dave Attell : Hmmm.
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Dave Attell : Do you like a talkie porn?
Rob Zombie : Yeah, I only like the talking parts, actually, can we watch it?
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Joanna Angel : Virgins in porn don't turn me on. I don't like that, eh, fantasy, not my cup of tea.
Dave Attell : Hm?
Joanna Angel : I think people in porn should be, whores.
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Dave Attell : Have you ever seen Dracula make a phone call?
[Joanna Angel bursts out laughing]
Dave Attell : I've never seen it.
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Rob Zombie : Who is this guy?
Dave Attell : Rob, you have a lot of questions. I brought you on for answers. Come on, turn it on!
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Judah Friedlander : You can definately tell this chick has fucked in coffins before. It's not like the first time.
Dave Attell : Yeah, she's a coffin fucker.
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Dave Attell : I'm clapping this one out of my mind.