Suburgatory (TV Series)

Leaving Chatswin (2013)

Parker Young: Ryan Shay

Quotes 

• Ryan Shay : Maybe I should defer for a year and stay in Chatswin. Then I could apply to whatever school she's going to and we could be together.

  Lisa Shay : That's not gonna work. Tessa's gonna attend a school that values a curious mind, creativity, hard work, intellect - whereas you're most likely going to attend the University of Florida.

  Ryan Shay : Damn this perfect body! Life would be so much simpler if I were soft and misshapen like you, Lisa.

  Lisa Shay : The Lord has given you a gift. You have a perfect body. That's your cross to bear. Mine's that I'm a lady in the street and a freak in the bed.

  [High-fives with random woman passing by]