Heading to Tillamook County, Geoff takes part in the popular Pig 'N' Ford race, jousts on tall bikes in Portland and reaches new heights at the national tree climbing championships.
Geoff rides in a demolition derby, throws on a kilt - and samples haggis - at the popular Celtic Fest and turns into a zombie for Pittsburgh's great gathering of the undead.
Geoff heads to Eastport for the annual pirate fest, flies a sea plane in Greenville and throws on his flannel to join Timber Tina's popular lumberjack - and Jill - show.
In Florida, Geoff tackles an alligator, scrambles from roller derby girls in Pensacola's version of "Running of the Bulls" and throws on a fin to understand life as a mermaid.
Geoff "mugs" a cow as he tries his hand at wild cow milking, hops into a massive jeep to rock crawl and heads to Mountain View for music, beans and the annual outhouse race.
Geoff heads to Nevada, where he races in the desert with champion B.J. Baldwin, gets smashed at a flair bar tending competition and plays basketball in a bucket truck.