- Ava Crowder: We just pull them old horndogs off the women, we find their history in Harlan, and we see which one of them could be Drew. If it comes down to it, what's a few handjobs, give or take.
- Boyd Crowder: Well, you looking for an open relationship? We're not married yet, Ava Crowder.
- Ava Crowder: Baby, you give as many handjobs as you need to tonight.