Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
Ocupado... (2013)
James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek
Quotes
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Chloe : [sitting mournfully in empty tub, Vodka bottle in hand] Six guys all ruined and some bitch named Melinda's in my head and it's all Ben's fault!
James Van Der Beek : [alongside her, another loser sits with a flask] How could the crew choose Ben over me? I offered them my friendship. I would kill to be friends with me. Literally. If somebody was friends with me, I would kill them so that I could be friends with me.
June Colburn : [enters with ruined novel] Who ripped out the middle of my book?
Chloe : [tosses missing pages onto floor] I needed to talk to you. I tried to hook up with the other guys in my rotation, but I kept hearing them say "Melinda."
June Colburn : Chloe, this is what I was saying before. It bugs you that you're not Ben's number one. For the first time in your life, you are jealous.
Chloe : Please! I don't get jealous. I make jealous! In other people. I make other people jealous.
James Van Der Beek : Yeah, so did I. Now look at us. We were once golden gods. Now... we're number twos.
[takes swig from flask]
Eli Webber : [from his window] Two number twos in a tub. I bought that DVD in Germany. Weird country.
June Colburn : Chloe, there's a reason why you are sitting here in this tub instead of out with your five other guys. Benjamin is more than just someone in your rotation.
Chloe : [takes swig of Vodka] Maybe he is.
June Colburn : I mean, do you wanna be exclusive with him? No more rotation? Just him?
Chloe : [sighs] Maybe I do.
[takes another gulp from bottle]
June Colburn : [all motherly] Well, then talk to him. Tell him how you feel.
[Chloe scews the bottle top closed, gets up, climbs out of the tub, and smacks June through the face very hard]
June Colburn : Ow!
Chloe : That's just me being uncomfortable with the truth.
[sighs]
Chloe : Thank you, June.
[pats her on the head, walks out]