Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)

Imaginary Enemies (2013)

Taylor Schilling: Piper Chapman

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• [first lines] 

  Miss Claudette Pelage : And now what? You wipe up, but that does not disinfect. How are you going to disinfect?

  Piper Chapman : I don't know, I've never cleaned up another person's pee before.

  Miss Claudette Pelage : The privileged life you've led.

• Piper Chapman : In the morning when I wake up, there are these few seconds before I realize where I am, and then I do realize, and I can't breathe. And I want to cry, and throw shit, and kill myself. When does that end?

  Nicky Nichols : I'll let you know.

• Piper Chapman : I think I might have gotten Miss Claudette really mad at me.

  Nicky Nichols : You know how some people have imaginary friends? I think you might have imaginary enemies.

• Piper Chapman : I have been here for less than two weeks. I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift. And now: you.

• Piper Chapman : What are you doing?

  Nicky Nichols : [stops drilling a hole in the wall]  It's uh, an art piece representing the futility of blue-collar labor in a technological age. And vaginas.

• Piper Chapman : [defending herself to Miss Claudette]  I have been here for less than two weeks. I've been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened and called Taylor Swift!