- Rachel Zane: The new opposing counsel is my dad.
- Mike Ross: Your dad is Robert Zane?
- Rachel Zane: Is it so hard to believe that my father's black?
- Mike Ross: Robert Zane is black?
- Rachel Zane: You think this is a year round tan?
- [metal detector goes off]
- Security Guard: Sir, need you to step over here, please.
- Louis Litt: Easy, Batman. I left my belt on.
- Security Guard: Well, if it's okay with you, I'm gonna break out my trusty Bat Metal Detector.
- [beep beep]
- Security Guard: Sir, we need you to raise your arms above your head, please.
- Louis Litt: Hey, I'm gonna need your badge number.
- Louis Litt: [seeing his cuticle scissors removed from his pocket] How did those get there?
- Security Guard: Sir, this is a weapon.
- Louis Litt: A weapon? They're my nail scissors, you asshole. They're gold-plated. They cost $2000.
- Security Guard: You're gonna bring a $2000 weapon into MY courthouse?
- Louis Litt: I'm just saying I don't even know even how they... how they got there.
- Security Guard: Oh, well, maybe the Riddler put them there.