- Jennifer Knight: Stop! You guys know you can't fight a British invasion if you're having a civil war.
- Gustavo Rocque: I'm a triple threat!
- Logan Mitchell: Or maybe you're spread too thin.
- Gustavo Rocque: What?
- Griffin: And the American-British music rivalry is nothing new. When The Beatles invaded in the '60s, they wiped out Elvis and the American rock scene, so we retaliated with the dance sounds of disco. Then they launched a new wave offensive that washed away our dance rebellion and rendered all my white suits useless; but, grunge brought America back - and although their angst-filled lyrics made me sad, it made me money.
- Katie Knight: I love you guys, but you're not girls who I can talk about boys with.
- Kendall Knight: Huh... We can talk about boys.