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Mike J.: Now you may remember a few years ago, I looked at Santa Buddies. So I think it's about time we looked at the Christmas dog-related family adventure kind of film again, don't you? After all, I suppose I did promise during my Beethoven marathon of the summer. Balls. Beethoven's Christmas Adventure; living proof that Jesus hates us all. After all, why else would we have to suffer every time his birthday comes around?