- Randall McHolland: Weren't you and Cindy using protection?
- Christopher Herrmann: We got 4 kids already, Mouch, I was counting on my sperm being too tired to make the swim.
- Gabriela Dawson: Oh dad, can we keep it, please, please, please?
- Wallace Boden: Keep what?
- Leslie Shay: The dog.
- Peter Mills: The kid's dad was going to throw it in the river if he didn't get rid of it.
- Wallace Boden: It can't stay here.
- Hadley: [Severide enters 51] What the hell? You got a medical furlough, Severide, that means you're medically required to be out drinking.
- Benny Severide: So it's 15 degrees, and there was this homeless guy that used to hang around in an alley behind the house. And we find him, and he's frozen solid. I mean, he's a block of ice. So I call the morgue and I say, "Listen. We got a frozen dead guy, and you gotta come and pick him up." And they say, "Well, he can't just be dead. He's gotta be warm and dead before we'll come and get him." So we dragged the homeless guy across to the apparatus floor, and we wait for him to thaw out for about ten hours. Anyway, eventually, he got warm enough and dead enough to actually *be* dead, so they came and got him.