- J. Jonah Jameson: [speaking on the holo-monitor as Spider-Man regains consciousness] The one time I ask for S.H.I.E.L.D.'s assistance, and what happens? Spider-Man destroys my property and turns my son into a freak like him.
- Spider-Man: Did I die and go to the dark place?
- White Tiger: Sorry, that JJJ is all too real. He's been yelling like that for about an hour.
- Luke Cage: You can thank Nova for the privilege of hearing more J. Jonah jabs. He got everyone into the ship and rocketed it out to dock with the Tri-Carrier.
- Spider-Man: Nova saved me? Is he okay?
- Nova: [as he is playing on his handheld game] Yeah, yeah, you can thank me tomorrow.
- Spider-Man: And JJ?
- Iron Fist: Like the rest of us, your plan saved his life, but he will need help learning to deal with his new appearance
- [shows John Jameson with wolf-life features as J. Jonah Jameson continues to rant]
- Iron Fist: .
- J. Jonah Jameson: What are you gonna do about this, Fury? I hold S.H.I.E.L.D. responsible.
- Nick Fury: Your son is alive for one reason, Jameson. And like it or not, that one reason is Spider-Man. So put that in your mustache and chew on it. Fury out.
- [ends his transmission with J. Jonah Jameson]
- Nick Fury: That guy bugs me.
- Spider-Man: Me toooooo.
- [everyone looks at Spider-Man]
- Spider-Man: What? Too soon?
- J. Jonah Jameson: [speaking on the hologram] I appreciate your support in this trying time. My son, John Jameson means everything to me.
- Spider-Man: Wow. He's so bummed, he isn't even insulting me. There might be a tiny, tiny little speck of warmth in his otherwise cold, dark heart.
- J. Jonah Jameson: And I implore all able-bodied agencies to set aside terrestrial menaces
- [turns towards Spider-Man]
- J. Jonah Jameson: like Spider-Man...
- Spider-Man: There it is.
- J. Jonah Jameson: ...And direct all resources to reaching the Moon and finding out what has happened to John.