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2/10
Sophomore acting students' slapstick horror schlock
fantard21 March 2019
I'm half-certain this was meant as an amateurish pastiche of the 'haunted house' horror film sub-genre; perhaps done as some high school project... For it sure did smack of either being a tongue-in-cheek poke at its target subject matter. However, if it wasn't thus, then it's just plain and simple, abysmal film-making / acting (...If one can even call this 17-minute, mini monster matinee, a "film"; much less, its inane dialogue and eardrum-piercing screeching, as "acting"). This is one of the first films I have seen that I genuinely feel may have taken LESS time to film, than the actual running time of its end product...!

Do not watch this unless you're a bottom-feeder casting agent who's looking to gauge the body of work of one or more of the film's listed wannabe "actors" -- who've happened to lob on your agency's doorstep and are begging for food / their next methamphetamine hit. There is little (read: nothing) to see in this teen turd that one could not perform oneself, without any rehearsal, in one's own home, using a decade-old mobile phone.

2/10 (*1 point for the creaky hag at the end)
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10/10
Very good example of short horror film making
MovieCriticMarvelfan15 June 2017
Great little horror short. Good acting, very good effects, and gore.

This genre of the whole haunted house come alive has become excessively filled with garbage with movies like Paranormal Activity milking it until the creative ideas are gone.

I liked this horror short, it moves very quickly, and leaves you entertained.
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