My Cousin, the Creep
- Episode aired Jan 17, 2023
- 40m
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Assuming the viewer is an idiot
"My Cousin, the Creep" is absurdist, cerainly by accident not on purpose. The vignette was directed by the Anatomik Team, only interested in fulfilling fetishes on screen, not logical narratives (before surfacing in the porn mainstream, they for years created custom fetish porn videos for anybody).
Beautiful Jamie Michelle and nonentity James Sinner have NonSex roles as star Sophia Burns' parents. The vignette opens with them berating her for being a lazybones, sitting around the house post-graduation, doing nothing and not contributing to family finances at all. Instead of booting her out, they inform her that a cousin (Robby Echo) is coming to stay and will be paying rent but due to space limitations she'll have to share her bedroom with him. Tough noogies.
Robby shows up -the actor has curly hair dyed blonde, not the usual Robby Echo. He seems tongue-tied and incredibly shy, but is soon pestering Sophia around the house. Scene's logic is suddenly thrown out the window, as instead of being repelled by him (and the situation forcing her to share her room), she takes him upstairs, strips and initiates sex with him. She's thrilled, but I was less so, as the Anatomiks manage to shoot a long XXX scene without properly spotlighting Burns' most famous asset, her big rump. The coda to the scene is very silly black humor.
My biggest issue with this clunker is not obvious to the caual viewer. The vignette was shot at the "Immoral Proposal" mansion, a distinctive, sprawling place with its iconic spiral staircase shown for Robby's arrival scene. It has innumerable bedrooms, so the central concept of the script that Sophia must share her bedroom is utterly ridiculous.
Beautiful Jamie Michelle and nonentity James Sinner have NonSex roles as star Sophia Burns' parents. The vignette opens with them berating her for being a lazybones, sitting around the house post-graduation, doing nothing and not contributing to family finances at all. Instead of booting her out, they inform her that a cousin (Robby Echo) is coming to stay and will be paying rent but due to space limitations she'll have to share her bedroom with him. Tough noogies.
Robby shows up -the actor has curly hair dyed blonde, not the usual Robby Echo. He seems tongue-tied and incredibly shy, but is soon pestering Sophia around the house. Scene's logic is suddenly thrown out the window, as instead of being repelled by him (and the situation forcing her to share her room), she takes him upstairs, strips and initiates sex with him. She's thrilled, but I was less so, as the Anatomiks manage to shoot a long XXX scene without properly spotlighting Burns' most famous asset, her big rump. The coda to the scene is very silly black humor.
My biggest issue with this clunker is not obvious to the caual viewer. The vignette was shot at the "Immoral Proposal" mansion, a distinctive, sprawling place with its iconic spiral staircase shown for Robby's arrival scene. It has innumerable bedrooms, so the central concept of the script that Sophia must share her bedroom is utterly ridiculous.
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- Mar 13, 2024
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