90210 (TV Series)

Dude, Where's My Husband? (2013)

Michael Steger: Navid Shirazi

Quotes 

• Navid Shirazi : You know that thing you heard Campbell say? Turns out it's, uh, the only evidence I got.

  Liam Court : Yeah, man, I'm... I'm really sorry, but I-I can't tell anyone about that.

  Navid Shirazi : Why not?

  Liam Court : Because of how I overheard him. I was in his house, with his stepmom. Sydney.

  Navid Shirazi : Wait, our-our investor, uh, who-who you're having an affair with, i-is also Campbell's stepmom?

  Liam Court : Yeah.

  Navid Shirazi : You are literally sleeping with the enemy.

  Liam Court : Whoa, hey, she's not the enemy, Campbell is. She thinks we should find some other evidence to show that he's guilty.

• Liam Court : Isn't this a little weird now? Living in the back of some guy's restaurant?

  Navid Shirazi : No, I kind of like it. It's cozy. Oh, plus, Mark and I made a deal. I sign for all the shipments when he's not around and, uh, in exchange, I get all the free tacos I can eat. Uh, but what he doesn't know is that, uh, I can eat a lot of tacos.