Quotes
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Leo Dooley : We need to do something to bring Mission Creek High to the 21st century.
Donald Davenport : [entering] Ooo, maybe I can help.
Leo Dooley , Chase Davenport : [together] No!
Donald Davenport : What? I am a genius tech mogul. I could revolutionize your whole school. Why wouldn't you want me to help?
Leo Dooley : Because every time you try to help, it starts in a good place, but then your ego takes over and ruins everything.
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Donald Davenport : It wasn't easy matching the sounds of a gravel truck unloading with a bear in labor, but I got it.
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Principal Perry : You are a genius.
Donald Davenport : And you are a master of the obvious.
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Principal Perry : Fear. It's fear. And it's everywhere. It's the best smell in the world.
Donald Davenport : I prefer crisply-minted hundreds, but whatever floats your boat, Perry Bomb.
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Donald Davenport : Look, maybe you guys are right. From now on, I will not let my ego get the better of me - which shouldn't be hard because I am so awesome at everything.
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Chase Davenport : Mr. Davenport, how are we gonna stop Robo Perry?
Donald Davenport : We don't have a choice. You're gonna have to use your bionics.
Chase Davenport : You want us to expose ourselves in front of the school board?
Adam Davenport : No, he wants us to use our bionics in front of the school board.
