- Sean Donahue: I thought you said BossCo would be in the black by now.
- Darrin: Is black the good one or bad one?
- Axl Heck: Look, we really ate it trying to get that possum out of the garage. Between Darrin's stitches and the rabies shots, we got hosed.
- Darrin: I can still see those pink eyes coming at me.
- Sean Donahue: Dude, you gotta tell her.
- Axl Heck: Well, I can't tell her. She's my sister. What if she... cries or something? I can't comfort her. I think it's illegal.