LuSeething with incandescent fury with the arrival opposite Zitbag Towers of his most bitter and twisted rival, fellow Mad Scientist Professor Sherman Vermin, potty proprietor Doctor Sidney Zitbag is made even more furious when he discovers he is undercutting him cost-wise in the prices for horror pet-type monster animal creations! Yes, folks. Professor Sherman vermin is selling Zombie zebras at 25% off (although there's one leg missing), slightly singed Phoenixes, and other sub-standard horror-pet rubbish. The animals are even more sub-standard than Zitbag's, but that doesn't prevent him getting his dander up, as all his customers are defecting!! Something must be done. Something that may involve delving into Vermin's psyche to find his weakest spot, which can then be taken advantage of to drive this unwelcome competitor away! Ghastly ghostly giga-glo-bules! Unfortunately, the solution leads to even bigger and barmier occurrences in the not-so-fair Town of Transylvania.
—Anonymous