Ted 2 (2015) Poster

(2015)

Giovanni Ribisi: Donny

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  • [Ted runs away from Donny all over the New York Comic-Con, then he hides among a display of similar teddy bears. Donny sees the display] 

    Donny : You know, I really love that Neil Diamond. Especially that song they sing at the, uh, the Red Sox games. It's just so infectious. You just can't help but sing along.

    Donny : [singing]  Hands touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you, Sweet Caroline...

    [Ted suddenly reacts to the song, giving himself away among the teddy bears] 

    Ted : Bah, bah, bah!

    [Donny lunges at him] 

    Ted : Fuck! Crazy son of a bitch!

    [Ted struggles to escape by punching Donny, but Donny punches back] 

    Vendor : Hey! What are you doing to that bear?

    Donny : I'm sorry, I uh,

    Vendor : You better be planning on buying that!

    Donny : He just reminds me of when I was a kid.

    Vendor : Yeah, that's great. $40.

    Donny : Okay. I have $40 here.

    [Donny gives the vendor his money before walking away with Ted] 

  • [Donny and Jessup leave the Hasbro panel with an unconscious Ted] 

    Donny : Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs.

    Tom Jessup : Is that him?

    Donny : Uh, yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now. This is him.

    Tom Jessup : Jesus! Why did you bring him here?

    Donny : Well, I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.

    [Guy and Rick appear behind them] 

    Guy : Hey, Ted!

    [Donny and Jessup turn around] 

    Guy : Is that you?

    Donny : Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink. He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a, in a stroller, so we're gonna take him back and sober him up.

    Guy : [pointing at them]  Ah, rock on, Ted.

    Donny : [pointing back]  Eff yeah.

    [Donny and Jessup proceed down the hallway] 

    Rick : Hey guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.

    [Guy trips a Starfleet Redshirt cosplayer] 

    Guy : Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.

  • John : You piece of shit. Killing him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you, huh? Huh, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW?

    Donny : You don't deserve him, John. You never did. YOU NEVER DID!

    John : I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

    Ted : Aha! I fucking knew it!

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