Commander Robert 'Bob' Hicks: A bar fight? Uncontrolled behavior at its worst? I expect better from anyone on the LAPD, but a SWAT officer? Disgraceful.
Officer Victor Tan: I'm sorry, sir.
Commander Robert 'Bob' Hicks: Damn right, you're sorry. You're riding the bench for a month.
Officer Victor Tan: What about 20-Squad?
Sergeant Daniel 'Hondo' Harrelson: We've already discussed replacement options. Is there anything you want to say about this at all?
Officer Victor Tan: I went out, had too much to drink. I made a stupid choice. Mostly, I'm glad nobody got seriously hurt.
Commander Robert 'Bob' Hicks: Desk duty starts today. I don't care how hungover you are. Get to it.
Sergeant Daniel 'Hondo' Harrelson: Stupid choice is an understatement.
Commander Robert 'Bob' Hicks: Yeah, I'm frustrated with him too, but at least he took his punishment standing up.
Sergeant Daniel 'Hondo' Harrelson: This might not be the end of it. Nichelle says the Inspector General's getting involved.
Commander Robert 'Bob' Hicks: That's ridiculous. I'll give the IG a call, tell her we got it handled. You get started on the paperwork.