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5/10
Unambitious
gacsogergely15 April 2023
After the recent rollout of Full Moon with Mislatonic U, Baby Oopsie, Don't Let Her In, and even The Twelve Slays of Christmass, I thought the company is right on track.

Then we got the Cranage Collection - clipshow products without even a framing device. Just random clips from actual movies - what's up with those?

Then we got Murderbot/Killbots. No idea on the plural, there is only 1 temrinator-clone slasher-robot-monster, and sloppy storytelling, plus a very old Eric Roberts lookalike.

The best part of this conondrum is Dare Taylor, who seemed to take some acting lessons even - too bad she is killed so soon. Or at all.
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1/10
Not Murderbot
vwbhqm20 November 2023
Martha Wells should sue these schlockmeisters for inferring that this price of terrible garbage is anything like the Murderbot book series. The acting is terrible, the FX are atrocious and it doesn't take place in space, just rundown hokey craphole set.

The only good thing about this crappy " movie" is its short run time. I feel sorry for the actors who had to be associated with is pile of slop but the writers and producers should be ashamed of themselves for first making this crap and also trying to associate it with a classic SF book series by Martha Wells. I feel dirty just for watching a part of it. Both thumbs way way down. Avoid at all costs!!!!!
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3/10
Murderbot
BandSAboutMovies7 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
So...this is either Killerbots or Murderbot and the original name is better, because it's close to Killbots, which is of course Chopping Mall, which was made by the same director, Jim Wynorski. This doesn't feel like the sequel/reboot - he's supposedly working on that with Dustin Ferguson now - but instead is 46 minutes of female Terminator in the desert wiping out teens, including one who has a trumpet that can play the only sound that slows down that walking machine of menace (Melissa Brasselle).

This has everything you expect from a Wynorski movie: a nubile cast, including Becky LeBeau (in the hot tub with Rodney in Back to School), Dare Taylor, Groundling Emma Keifer, August Kyss, Lisa London (yes, Rocky from Savage Beach!), Sarah Noelle and Lauren Parkinson (Avengers Grimm: Time Wars); scientist women in glass and lab coats that belong in a VCA movie; ridiculous effects and a killer that everyone wants to have sex with.

Written with Kent Roudebush, this moves quickly and looks good. Shot at the Diamond V Movie Ranch in Santa Clarita instead of the Ohio base of so many recent Full Moon movies, this knows what it is and gets in and out without much fuss.

Also: This is a Christmas movie.
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3/10
Out for vengeance, with all circuits blazing.
aleksileskinen28 June 2023
If you want your killer cyborg film quick and silly and prefer the titular robot as a busty female, Murderbot by revered schlock master Jim Wynorski is probably up your alley. As one can expect from a film directed by Wynorski and released by a company like Full Moon Features, it's cheap and very self-aware.

Running less than 50 minutes, you might expect a tight and fast-paced story. Mostly it is, but the main part which is about a bunch of dumb teenagers trying to escape the clutches of the digital killer is sadly quite a drag, and underwhelming at best. A couple of decent effects or stunts might have made a difference, but there's no effort whatsoever.

There are some funny gags and the science lab parts would be entertaining even without the gratuitous nudity. But the simple truth is that when given a chance to see a silly Terminator-variant, you expect some action scenes - that would be playing the concept for granted. This is just lazy and rushed beyond belief.

So if you wish to see an action-packed film with a female main protagonist, take a chance with the finnish indie exploitation tribute The Defiler - you won't be disappointed. If it's the Terminator-angle you're after, check out Atomic Cyborg aka Hands of Steel by Sergio Martino. It's italian post-apocalyptic exploitation cinema at its finest.
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