- With the future of his new job in jeopardy, Brad enlists his friends to help save the failing kids' gym. Max's concerns over his endless texting lead him and Penny into addiction to a powerful - and illegal - cough syrup.
- Brad (Damon Wayans Jr.) is having a lot of fun working at Chuckles and Huggs; he even has pictures on his smartphone. Which nobody wants to see but that won't stop him. Speaking of smartphones, Max (Adam Pally) and Penny (Casey Wilson) have texting issues with theirs. As in too many texts to their significant others. (Max can even send a text by dry humping the counter.) They decide they need to go cold turkey and get the power back in their relationships, since both of them wait and wait for replies back. Oh, and Jane (Eliza Coupe) shouldn't go off her carb diet at Max's apartment, given the cereal she was eating came with the apartment...and the water pipes could give you tetanus.
At Chuckles and Huggs, the shop was about to close because Terry (David Alan Grier), the co-owner of Chuckles and Huggs (well, owner since Mr. Huggs died three years ago from a bad facelift), wasn't exactly business savvy. Thankfully, Jane knew her husband. It was like his favorite movie...OK, his 23rd-favorite movie, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993). He would be in the role of Whoopi Goldberg. (BRAD: Whoopi was SO hot in that movie.) Jane thought he could use his special skill to save the gym.
BRAD: OK, how am I suppose to give 14 consecutive orgasms to the building?
JANE: (awkward) OTHER skill.
Brad had business acumen. After taking a look at the books, he figured the gym could hold many more birthday parties, host entertainment, and cut down the pizza orders from 100 per day. And Terry not cooking stuff in the employee bathroom would be a big help in cutting down that pizza order.
Penny's solution to Max's obsessive texting? (she can't do anything about his watching stock footage and gay porn) NocheTussin! Which came from Mexico since it was banned in the US...which the Mexicans smuggle in from Nicaragua because it's also banned in Mexico. (It's made in Libya.) But one shot apiece, and the two were out for the night. It was perfect...apart the paralysis down one side Max was feeling. Neither Penny nor Max texted their mates the whole night. But then the next night came along, and the shot of NocheTussin only got them to four in the morning. So they doubled-up the dosage and were out for a day and change. This prompted Pete (Nick Zano) to cancel the golf trip he was on and rush home to Penny, fearing something terrible happened to her. Given how Max and she looked after that 29-hour coma, you could understand why. But she apologized for being silly and asked for Pete's forgiveness.
To pull this off, Brad needed everyone's help. Everyone not whacked out on NocheTussin, that is. Dave (Zachary Knighton) could sing to the kids (kid songs, not the crap he tries to pass off as music), Alex (Elisha Cuthbert) could handle arts and crafts, and Jane could do what she does best with kids. As soon as she figures it out. It didn't start so well for Dave; the kids booed his guitar playing. They thought it was doody. An upset Dave then started strumming his guitar and repeating the word doody. And the kids loved it and begged for more. Alex enjoyed the little beaded bracelets the kids were making for her, and she enjoyed them even more when she found out her store customers would pay $150 for them. And Jane still couldn't figure out what the kids would like. Not documentaries, not web page lessons, not archery, none of that.
In the meantime, one of the parents stopped by and complimented Brad on how well Chuckles and Huggs was running. He was partner in a financial firm who did some research on Brad and offered him a job. Brad, not getting much support from his friends, originally decided to stay at Chuckles and Huggs, but Jane made him realize his best skill in the world (apart from giving her orgasms, natch) was business. Brad thanked Terry for the opportunity and hoped the business would stay afloat. Terry figured with the lessons Brad gave him...plus the $2.5 million inheritance from his aunt when she was crushed by a satellite...should be enough to keep the business going. And Jane found her thing: being on the bottom of a Squish Mountain. (the kids piled on top of her)
Oh, and Alex's new bracelet business didn't get very far. It was an illegal sweatshop.
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