Animal Control (TV Series)
Rabbits and Pythons (2023)
Ravi Patel: Amit Patel
Quotes
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Amit Patel : [while attacked by a bunny rabbit] Oh! Get off me, you mangy bitch!
Frank Shaw : Hey Shred, you're always trying to be smarter. Look up "hoisted on one's own petard" and it will literally be a picture of this.
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Victoria Sands : Okay, I think we're done here. I need to know who ate my chocolate bar. Shred, check the waste baskets now. Thanks. Great. Uh, those chocolate bars were laced with high-grade hallucinogenics. Have you seen double rainbow? Someone's about to be 10 times more like that guy than that guy was.
Dr. Summers : Hey. Did Emily make it back?
Frank Shaw : [rises akimbo] Uh... I'm not sure.
Dr. Summers : I was gonna give her a ride but she ran off after her presentation.
Victoria Sands : Um... can this wait? It's just, we're in the middle of a bit of a crisis.
Dr. Summers : It's just weird because her speech went so well. She was funny, talking off the cuff... she even sang at one point.
Victoria Sands : [epiphany] Oh God.
Fred 'Shred' Taylor : [enters carrying the contents of a waste basket] Emily ate the chocolate.
Victoria Sands : All of it?
Fred 'Shred' Taylor : It looks that way, yeah.
Amit Patel : [checks his desk drawer] Code red. My thin mints are missing, gone without a trace. She's binging.
Dolores Stubb : [sashays in smugly] Actually, I threw the cookies out. You'll thank me later.
Amit Patel : [incensed] Actually, I will not thank you. I will not thank you, Delores!
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Amit Patel : Ooh, how's it going with the yogi by the way? Do you like him?
Victoria Sands : As a person? He's done so much healing he's healed himself right out of an actual personality. But in bed, and I say this as someone with a sufficiently large sample pool, Mmmhmm. Uh, he's detail-oriented.
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Frank Shaw : Donut Wednesday, Delores. It's a sacred tradition. Handed down to us by the Romans. You defiled this holy tabernacle with your cru d'été.
Amit Patel : [chimes-in] This is our tabernacle, Delores.
Jimmy Shaw : Okay. This office has a serious case of the late morning sugar blues and someone had to intervene.
Frank Shaw : How dare you act unilaterally. It's America. It's donuts.
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Templeton Dudge : Looks like I have an email that is stuck in my outbox. Boom!
[phone alerts chiming]
Templeton Dudge : Fixed it. Enjoy.
Emily Price : A gleefully vindictive message from Officer Templeton Dutch.
Frank Shaw : That jerk got a hold of our body-cam footage.
Emily Price : Oh, he did know about the rabbits.
Amit Patel : Ugh.
Jimmy Shaw : Look at you guys running away from the li'l rabbits!
Amit Patel : We were regrouping!