The Elf Who Killed Santa (2013) Poster

User Reviews

Review this title
1 Review
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
1/10
An Imperceivable Plot, And Poor Execution, Makes For One Terrible Film...But It's Not Like They Even Tried.
meddlecore25 November 2022
This film is absolutely idiotic.

First off, it looks like it was shot by group of college students, in their dorm...for a zero dollar budget.

They couldn't even invest in elf ears ffs.

Rather, having felt elf ears sewed on to their elven caps instead.

While, on top of this...it's not at all evident what the plot actually is, at any given point.

The only way you have any conceivable idea, is if you read the film's description.

But even then, it's a struggle to understand how that applies to whatever it is you just watched.

Which is effectively one elf- who seems to be acting as some sort of mafia boss- argue with another elf- who seems to have kidnapped his brother- for a reason that is still unclear to me, even after having finished watching it.

Though, I think it may have been at the behest of Rudolph (the only thing I can infer, from the description)?

Who is actually just a guy in a cow onesie...

I mean, it's not like they really even tried...so I'm not sure how they expected viewers to respond.

But the ending is just as idiotic as is the execution, in general.

As you never even get to see Santa being killed (you only get to see a hat with a red mark on it)...as he was presumably killed prior to the beginning of the film taking place.

Either way, the whole thing just sucks.

Making it all, a not so epic fail, all around.

1 out 10.
0 out of 0 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

See also

Awards | FAQ | User Ratings | External Reviews | Metacritic Reviews


Recently Viewed