How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Weekend at Barney's (2013)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : Ted what is my one rule?
Ted Mosby : You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?
Barney Stinson : My other one rule
Ted Mosby : Flax seed relieves upset stomach?
Barney Stinson : My other one rule
Ted Mosby : Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?
Barney Stinson : My other one rule
Ted Mosby : Lebanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there?
Barney Stinson : My other one rule
Ted Mosby : New is always better?
Barney Stinson : New is always better!
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Ted Mosby : Jeannette, this is great. We're back together, you're coming to Barney and Robin's wedding. I found two wine glasses you didn't smash. Call me crazy, but I got a feeling that from hereon out it will be blue skies and...
Jeanette Peterson : What THE HELL...
[shows Playbook]
Jeanette Peterson : IS THIS?
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Ted Mosby : Your wedding response card as promised.
Robin Scherbatsky : Why didn't you just mail it like everybody else?
Ted Mosby : Oh, see, that's sad, Robin. You should be touched that I hand-delivered it. Has social media so eroded our interpersonal relationships that we no longer wish to experience the...
Robin Scherbatsky : You wanted to keep the stamp?
Ted Mosby : They're 46 cents now! It's getting out of hand!