Miss Merkel - Ein Uckermark-Krimi (2023 TV Movie)

Katharina Thalbach: Angela Merkel

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Angela Merkel : I am happy, Joachim, I am happy.

  [gives the pug to Joachim, takes a few deep breaths] 

  Angela Merkel : Freedom! No more politics! Berlin, all so far away! How it all smells, I feel like being 14 days in Tyrol.

• Mike : [after Alexa fello from the church into her death, Mike leaves]  Don't move from this place.

  Angela Merkel : [seing the death body]  I have company.

• Brad : [Angela Merkel and Mike are spying under the bed and had to sneeze, Alexa is asking Brad to check]  What the fuck?

  Alexa : [in German]  Is it a ghost?

  Brad : [in English]  It's worse. That's's Angela fucking Merkel.

  Angela Merkel : [in English]  Hello Brad. How are you?

• Angela Merkel : [picking up Helmut's poop]  All the time I was picking up other people's crap, I will be able to do it here too.