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Alternative History of the German Invasion (2013)
Chris Diamantopoulos: Reinhold
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Quotes
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Reinhold : Don't worry. If there is one thing Germans don't do, it's hold a grudge.
Abed Nadir : Unless we're talking about Die Hard 3.
Jeff Winger : Or the 20th century.
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Reinhold : Guten luck on the examination. Ve vill be preparing for it in study room "F", as in "Fictory".
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Reinhold : I am afraid it is you who must do the making like a tree, which is to say, leaving.
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Reinhold : Something is clearly up.
Annie Edison : Please, these are just small tokens of our friendship.
Reinhold : Oh, come on. Dirndls, blutwurst, luftballons. A cartoonishly large cake. This is a ruse. It is exactly like an episode of Hogan's Villains.
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Britta Perry : [enters wearing a revealing Dirndl and carrying a tray of German sausages] Care for some authentic blutwurst? This stuff's the real deal. We got it down in little Munich.
[whispers]
Britta Perry : It's been banned by the FDA.
Karl : Ooh!
[takes a blutwurst from the tray]
Reinhold : No, Karl! That blutwurst was probably injected with a laxative to make us pull a Grete Waitz in our trousers.
Britta Perry : I promise you, there's nothing gross in this sausage. It's just pig's blood stuffed into a cow's intestine.