- Ron Swanson: Well please, don't worry about me. Just go and get married.
- Leslie Knope: No.
- Ron Swanson: Leslie...
- Ron Swanson: Ron, listen to me very carefully. I lost my father when I was ten, I don't have any brothers, and Ken Burns never wrote me back. So I am not getting married without you there to walk me down the aisle. End of discussion.