The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Contractual Obligation Implementation (2013)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh, hold on. While I'm comfortable speaking about science, I'm not sure I know how to spark the interest of school children. Better Google it.
Howard Wolowitz : What exactly are you looking up?
Sheldon Cooper : [Types] How do I get twelve-year-old girls excited?
Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz : Nooo!
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Sheldon Cooper : I believe in a gender-blind society like in Star Trek, where women and men of all races and creeds worked side by side as equals.
Leonard Hofstadter : You mean where they were advanced enough to invent an inter-stellar warp drive but a black lady still answered the space phone?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, I did spend a lot of my shower time with Lieutenant Uhura.
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Sheldon Cooper : I suppose there is a history of professional women using their initials so as not to be prejudged: Harry Potter's J.K. Rowling... uh, Star Trek's D.C. Fontana...
Howard Wolowitz : Van Nuys pole dancer D.D. Melons.
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Howard Wolowitz : Bernie, I'm home. Did you have fun today?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yes, and I have a surprise for you.
Howard Wolowitz : Please be Cinderella. Please be Cinderella.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Appears dressed as Cinderella] Hello, my handsome prince.
Howard Wolowitz : Milady.
[Mimes riding a horse to her]
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Leonard Hofstadter : We're supposed to be encouraging women to study science. Can you at least play a less sexist game?
Sheldon Cooper : I don't see anything sexist. She can handle a battleaxe as well as any man.
Howard Wolowitz : And she has mammary glands that can breast feed a family of thirty and have enough milk left over to open a Baskin-Robbins.
Sheldon Cooper : Mother, warrior princess, small business owner, I see glass ceilings shattering all over the place.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : Look, I know you guys don't want to do this but we have no choice, so you can either bitch and whine, or we can just get it over with.
Howard Wolowitz : I got whine.
Sheldon Cooper : I got the 'b' word.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, well, it's in our contract to serve on a university committee, and frankly this is one I believe in. Okay, here we go. 'Encouraging more women to pursue a career in the sciences.'
Howard Wolowitz : C'mon, if I was any good at convincing women to do stuff, I wouldn't have spent so much of my twenties in the shower.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Nice of your school to let us talk to girls about science.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah. They're very excited to hear from their most famous student, except for the serial killer that ate all those prostitutes.
Sheldon Cooper : Must be exciting to come back to your alma mater as an astronaut.
Howard Wolowitz : I know. I left here a skinny nerd...
Leonard Hofstadter : And now you're also an astronaut.