- A hairstylist's gossip revives a dormant family feud between Alex and Jane. As Dave looks for a new recipe to jumpstart his flagging sandwich business, his food truck is stolen.
- Max is sad about his barber's death, so the others point him to their gay hair dresser, who give him Dave's unsuitable haircut, yet delights Max with gossip on the Kerkovich sisters' verbal feud. Max can't keep his promise to Brad to restrain from reviving the secret worse 'incident', so the boys must dig it up and call in the conciliatory big gun: Serbian Nana. Dave's food trucks is stolen, so Penny helps mount a chase for the thief, but when turns out he used it to sell a new type of sandwich to inspired Dave and his clients' taste, the recipe is asked as ransom, only to dismissed on shocked grounds.—KGF Vissers
- Dave's (Zachary Knighton) excited to get his truck back and introducing his new Steak.0 sandwich at Alex's (Elisha Cuthbert) block party. That was his contribution, but Alex needed a few more things for the silent auction. Penny (Casey Wilson) donated a P.R. consultation...in other words, nothing. Jane (Eliza Coupe) was going to design three centerpieces, and Max (Adam Pally) is out one hairdresser. He just came back from the guy's funeral, although he was more sad about having to look for a new hairdresser. Brad (Damon Wayans Jr.) suggests his barbershop, but Max hates arguing with them over who is the bigger Tyler Perry fan. Alex and Jane have a hairdresser named KrisJahn...not Christian, KrisJahn...which Max also vetoes. Then Dave suggests his guy, who cuts man hair man-style. So Max goes...and ends up with Dave's exact hairstyle...including a beard somehow.
BRAD: You look like Suze Orman after she stopped shaving.
ALEX: You look like a keytar player from a Christian rock band.
JANE: You look like Alf.
PENNY: You look like an assistant manager at a Jacksonville multiplex. (huh???)
Of course, Dave loves the style, but off to KrisJahn it is!
Dave tortured the ladies with his new Steak.0 sandwich. (JANE: That is definitely fart paper.) Dave argued he needed to shake things up and make improvements. However, Penny wanted to use the truck to move her armoire. He didn't have to help; that's what the Kerkovich sisters were for. They moved a lot of mattresses, and Alex could move an armoire by herself. And she literally did. Unfortunately, Penny left the keys to the steak truck on the dash (also known as a screwdriver), and the truck was stolen.
Max goes to KrisJahn to get his hair un-Dave'd and is regailed with some majorleague bitch-hissing Alex and Jane say to KrisJahn behind the other sister's back. Like how Jane thinks Alex can't pull off the block party or Alex thinking Alex's centerpieces look like they came from the center of someone's butt. Max tells Brad, who already knew. That's how Kerkoviches deal with their stuff: by telling someone else and letting it stew. (MAX: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and I've heard Alex and Dave talk about the Civil War.) The last time Alex and Jane tried to be honest with each other, the fight lasted for weeks. It was so bad, in fact, the family referred to it as "the incident." Brad warns Max not to swat the hornet's nest, but obviously Max is not going to listen despite promising Brad he wouldn't stir anything up. And he didn't, spilling everything KrisJahn told him to Alex and Jane. (BRAD: Damn you, you Kevin Smith smell-a-like!) But innocent Brads being yelled at and denied sex for weeks was not going to be on the table. Max was going to help him fix this.
Penny goes to tell Dave something terrible happened. (DAVE: Oh, my God! Something happened to Dave Matthews!) Penny told him about the truck, and Dave was freaking out because that was his livelihood and the cops would never look for it because he wasn't white. (DAVE: I AM 1/16th Navajo.) Thankfully, it didn't take long for them to find the truck...with a really long line in front of it. The guy who stole the truck was making sandwiches and doing it far more successfully than Dave. Penny and Dave confront him, and Dave offered not to call the cops in exchange for the recipe for the great steak sandwich the guy was making. The guy admitted using the dry rub Dave already had plus one secret ingredient: love. ("I literally make love to the meat.") And the offer to not call the cops was off the table.
With Brad's and Max's efforts to get Alex and Jane to talk it out resulted in a knock-down drag-out fight (Jane actually broke a mop handle and used it as nunchucks), Brad decided the only shot was to figure out how they got the original fight ended twenty years ago. He digs in to Jane's and his storage locker (where Jane has a mannequin of Brad...and anatomically correct, too) and finds the information on the battle Alex and Jane had in 1993. And it was time to unveil the solution at the block party: Nana! She broke up the original fight because it brought so much shame to the Kerkovich name. The sisters were fighting as usual. (ALEX: You gave me a serious addiction to candy cigarettes! JANE: You broke my Bob Dole action figure!) And Nana made them put on the two costumes. Some Serbian music came up over the DJ speakers, and the two women had to do the sestra ples. A traditional Serbian dance. It took a few steps, but Alex and Jane eventually stopped fighting and hugged. Max couldn't believe it worked.
NANA KERKOVICH: The dance reminded them they are sisters. They are Serbians. They are members of the master race that will one day will bathe in the blood of...
MAX: OK, that's good. That's good.
PENNY: I swear, I was at her funeral. It was an open casket!
BTW, the mannequin of Brad? The anatomically correct one? With a motor in it? Well, Jane watched a little too much Nancy Grace while Brad was away a lot on business and made an investment. It even had Brad's voice. ("You are right, and I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm always wrong.")
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