- Missy Cooper: Come on, even prisoners get to go out to the yard for an hour a day!
- George Cooper Sr.: Fair enough - there's the yard, knock yourself out.
- Georgie Cooper: [after singing 'Deep in the Heart of Texas' to CeeCee] Remember, it's always four claps. Never three, always four.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: You know who claps three times? Yankees.
- Georgie Cooper: And as Texans, we always remember the Alamo.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: Otherwise, we might as well just live in Oklahoma. Bleh!