- Georgie Cooper: If we put in one of them things that spins the hot dogs around, we would make a fortune. Oh! When they spill mustard on themselves, it's right back in the washer! That's money making money, sister!
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: Yeah, 'cause that's how people want their clothes to smell. Like hot dogs.
- Georgie Cooper: I love how hot dogs smell.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: And you wonder why Mandy won't marry you.
- Sheldon Cooper: I have the opportunity to participate in a prestigious summer program at the University of Heidelberg.
- Mary Cooper: Sheldon, I don't...
- Sheldon Cooper: I know that you're probably gonna say that I'm too young or it's too far away, but please just hear me out.
- George Cooper Sr.: He did bring us snacks.
- Mary Cooper: Beer is not a snack!