Community (TV Series)
Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations (2013)
Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne
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Quotes
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Shirley Bennett : I'm having Andre's whole family over. Though he'll be stuck working at the stereo store for Black Friday.
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, sure, you get to say that, but we're stuck calling it "Jew Friday."
[pats Troy's shoulder]
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Pierce Hawthorne : Let's carve that jive turkey.
Shirley Bennett : Got that out of your system?
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Jeff Winger : I'm having Thanksgiving with my estranged father. Move on.
Pierce Hawthorne : Makes sense. Jeff's at a point in his life where he needs a strong father figure to come out to.
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Pierce Hawthorne : I could pretend to have a stroke. Do a gibberish foreign language. What if I did a gibberish foreign language like Star Wars?
[to Abed]
Pierce Hawthorne : You'd like that, I bet. Dick.
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Shirley Bennett : ...And then Pierce did whiteface over blackface. No one was amused.
Pierce Hawthorne : It's meta. Abed gets it.