- Grunkle Stan: It all begins with this little fella, the pituitary gland. He may be little, but he has *big plans.*
- Grunkle Stan: You know, I've made up my mind. The room belongs to you, Dipper.
- Mabel Pines: [as Dipper] You can't, you have to give it to Mabel.
- Grunkle Stan: Shhh, you've had me a "shut up, old man."
- Mabel Pines: No!
- Grenda: "... The End."
- Dipper Pines: [as Mabel] Phew.
- Grenda: Now for the 38 sequels.
- Dipper Pines: NO!