Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)

Marcus Choi: Palmer

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• [first lines] 

  [Captain Sanitago serves a bowl of shark fin soup to an Asian businessman named Palmer] 

  Captain Carlos Santiago : Enjoy.

  Palmer : [tastes the soup]  It's good. Not great. But seeing that you are a businessman, Mr. Santiago.

  Captain Carlos Santiago : Captain.

  Palmer : Captain. My associates and I are willing to negotiate with you a reasonable price. $100,000.

  [Santiago laughs maniacally] 

  Captain Carlos Santiago : [serious tone]  One million for the whole catch! Not a penny less!

  Palmer : One million dollars is such a steep price for such a small catch.

  Captain Carlos Santiago : A pod of 20,000 sharks is to migrate through this direction. When we're through with the catch, one million dollars will look like a bargain.

  Palmer : I'll give you 500,000.

  [Santiago angrily draws a pistol and aims it at Palmer's head] 

  Captain Carlos Santiago : If you're looking to negotiate Mr. Palmer... find yourself an insurance salesman!

  Palmer : [intimidated]  You got yourself a deal.